Woefully Unwritten

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

(via stjimmyisdead)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

agentbartowski:

pacokickthetaco:

ideas:

• netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
• icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are

i smell a worthwhile kickstarter 

netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it

(via stjimmyisdead)

thatfunnyblog:

i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier

(via starsliketoburst)

rabioheab:

*sits down at fancy restaurant* hello yes i’d like to order a jar of peanut butter and a spoon

(via injusticebear)

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

(via injusticebear)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

(via injusticebear)

rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

(via tyleroakley)