Imagine a superhero whose alter ego works for an insurance company so after saving the world they get calls about how ‘THAT CRAZY SUPERHERO THREW MY CAR INTO A GIANT LIZARD!!! AM I COVERED FOR THAT!??’ And ‘WHO DOES THAT SUPERHERO THINK THEY ARE?? THEY CAN’T JUST CRASH THROW THE WINDOW IN MY BUSINESS!!’
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]
how is he not fired
I want to be Shane’s friend.
I aspire to be Shane
DUCKS DO IT TOO
good news, everyone.
oh man. one time i was out with a group of friends, it was around 3 in the morning and we’d all just spilled out of this nightclub, all completely smashed, when one guy goes “OI DID YOU SEE THAT? THAT LIGHT JUST THEN??” and this fUCKING LASER DOT ZOOMS PAST US ON THE GROUND AND WE’RE ALL LIKE YOOOOO DAFUQ IS DIS??? I SWEAR TO GOD WE SPENT NEARLY TEN MINUTES CHASING THIS FUCKING THING AROUND THE STREET BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT THERE WAS SOME ASSHOLE LIKE 10 STORIES UP IN THE APARTMENT BEHIND US PISSING HIMSELF.
so yeah. cats, ducks and drunk college students. fucking idiots the lot of them.
Self-taught chef Rhiannon over at Cakecrumbs has been working on a fun series of planetary cakes that are designed to be scientifically accurate with different types of cake representing various layers within Earth and Jupiter.
Her cake game is strong.
Types of kisses and their meaning
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real)